I watch reality TV on mute during boring conference calls
I think my boyfriend's BFF is super cute
My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, mini marshmallows and bacon
I pretend to love baseball but I never watch it—I don't even know the rules!
My beauty hack: I moisturize with olive oil!
I secretly moonlight as a fortune teller!
I'm teaching my dog to dance!
I tell people my tan is natural…. But I’m lying, it’s totally self-tanner!
My favorite beach read? A trashy romance novel: the spicier the better!
I’m bailing on my sister’s wedding for a Jamaican cruise because I hate her fiancé.
I called in sick last week (fake coughing and all!) to take an impromptu trip to the lake.
I hate traveling with my nieces and nephews! Let me have my summer vacay in peace!